Kiss Me I'm Shitfaced

Well I'm sure that all of you have been thinking "Where the hell is Fuzzy Bastard??" Well let me reassure you that I am not in jail nor have I been there recently. I did however get pretty fucked up on New Years Eve. Mr. Delicious and I went against our better judgement and went to a party with Constance and her friend Cute/Blonde Girl. Well it turned out to be a total FUCKING sausage fest. Which is all fine and good if you like sausage which Mr. Delicious and I don't. We would have much rather it been a pie party. Now from what I can gather Constance has been telling all of her other friends about me and Mr. Delicious. The way I know this is whenever we were introduced to people their reactions were "Oh THIS is Fuzzy and Syd, Holy Shit". I just hoped that we lived up to whatever mantle she has put us on. So as the party progressed and I got drunker and drunker someone broke out the sacred herb, and I enjoyed much of the sacred herb and I was wasted. Then someone got the bright idea to play a board game called "Pass Out" and I kept getting fucking lost. Now normally this wouldn't be a problem me doing something when I am intoxicated but on other things as well that just fucks up the WHOLE DAMN MACHINE. I kept getting distracted by Cute/Blonde Girl staring at me. Now I am not her or Constance's biographer but I could have sworn(even though I was fucked up) that she was flirting with me, but then again I was FUCKED UP and that could have just been my imagination.(Breaks out singing the Temptations "It was just my imagination Running away with me") So that concludes my New Years Post. I want to wish you all a very Happy New Year from everyone here and the Bastard Family's Rockin New Years Eve.

Cheers

Fuzzy Bastard

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