Tuesday, January 04, 2005

You Broke My Heart You Dirty Bitch

So here I am watching and listening to the Orange Bowl(for those of you who aren't sports savvy it is the college football national championship game) and during the half-time show two of the three performers were booed. The performers were in this order Kelly Clarkson(who can't sing and neither can her backing vocalist) Trace Adkins(who Mother of Fuzzy informed me had been shot by his ex-wife and stabbed and a few other things) and Ashley Simpson. Now I have a question that I want all of you to give your input on. When the FUCK did Ashley FUCKING Simpson become a punk, and what gives her band members the right to wear FUCKING MOHAWKS. ALL POP PUNK WANNA BE PUSSIES MUST FUCKING DIE. One of her guitar players decided it would be a good idea to try to be Tim Armstrong and Billie Joke Armstrong at once. Now I use to have a mohawk. Mr. Delicious and Mr. Roofy both also use to have mohawks. Now I know Mr. Delicious and I use to get a lot of shit when we had our mohawks, and I am pretty sure that Mr. Roofy got his share of shit as well, BUT UNLESS YOU ARE CALLED TIM ARMSTRONG OR LARS FREDRIKSEN AND YOU HAVE A FUCKING MOHAWK THEN YOU MUST FUCKING DIE!!!!! I hate this shit. I got my ass kicked and in share kicked some asses for the morons to steal something near and dear to my heart. FUCK NO. Well I'll write more later .


Cheers

Fuzzy

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